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A Gumtree Adventure by Andrew Black

Friday 16 May 2014 So I was dressed as a giant slice of bacon, on my way to a braai, when I happened upon this swarm of hungry vixens prowling the streets (This is an entry in the Wavescape Gumtree Adventures 2014 Contest. Enter for FREE )

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I mean, these creatures were licking their lips, fixing me with primal eyes and sharpened nails drawn like knives at a meat party. A terrifying scene. Powerless as they were to the scent of my bacon, they gave chase – next minute I was diving through fences, leaping over walls and scaling rooftops! But it didn’t end well, I fell…and the rest is just too savage to tell. My world for a bike, a board, a scooter…or a fistful of cash I could’ve throw at them. It could have all been so different.

Bacon on the rooftops!

Bacon on the rooftops!

The link to the category where my item lives on Gumtree is: http://www.gumtree.co.za/s-sports-leisure/v1c9179p1