Fri, 10 July 2020

Guaranteed free of natural ingredients and laced with chemicals from toxic waste, Toxacorp exploits the lovely business opportunities provided by the Lockdown tobacco ban! By ND Mazin

When things get utterly desperate, what better sea of troubles to take up arms against than Toxacorp (Pty) Ltd, the egregious purveyor of toxic tobacco!

As the country's leading manufacturer of addictive consumables guaranteed free of natural ingredients and laced with deadly chemical toxins derived from toxic waste, Toxacorp was quick to exploit the wonderful business opportunities arising from the Lockdown Tobacco Ban. But one thing Toxacorp CEO the wily YT Sharke did not expect was a visit from beyond the grave ... and, to tell you the truth, until just the other day, neither did we!

Now read on!

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