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Global Surf Series Launches

Wed, 1 July 2020

The inaugural 2020 Surf Web Series - the world's first digital performance surfing tournament - has kicked off, and they've already had their first surf contest in Mexico.

Coronavirus Novel - Episode 9

Fri, 26 June 2020

We are introduced to the 4th Global Co-Morbidity that make up the five Dragonriders of Apocalypse Wow, including Climate Change, and Viral Pestilence. But what is the fifth? By ND Mazin

Urgent Shark Warning by NSRI

Tue, 23 June 2020

The NSRI urgently appeals caution in the Southern and Eastern Cape after a surge in shark activity, topped by a drone clip by a 14-year-old boy of a large white shark among surfers.

Coronavirus Novel - Episode 8

Thu, 18 June 2020

What links sub-glacial earthquakes, monster waves and coronavirus? Bull shit artiste, and cowboy scientist, Tex Tonic of course! Read on in Episode 8 of the Coronavirus Novel, by ND Mazin.

World Oceans Day - Call for Global Treaty

Mon, 8 June 2020

It is World Oceans Day today, and in this time of Coronavirus, the way forward is collaboration. In this article by The Conversation, a way to turn the tide for our oceans is a global treaty.

Coronavirus Novel - Episode 7

Mon, 8 June 2020

The world goes batshit crazy as Antarctic ice sheets crack from climate change. Huge waves hit as cosmic co-morbidities muster in Episode 7 of Poynton Shute's Coronavirus Novel.

Level Free!

Tue, 2 June 2020

It was a weird Monday as a cosmic Takealot delivered a neatly wrapped package from Neptune that had the raptured hordes rush into the sea, writes Spike. Cover shot Brenton Geach

Coronavirus Novel - Episode 6

Fri, 29 May 2020

After the epic failure by Atman and Mantiss to plant the Coronavirus on earth, little do they know that a mellow pangolin was last seen sniffing around the antheap where they hid the virus.

Both barrels!

Sun, 24 May 2020

Neptune is about to add his thunderous voice to the Covid-19 debate as Cyril Ramaphosa prepares to ease us into the ocean with a move to level 3 on June 1, writes an excited Spike.

Coronavirus Novel - Episode 5

Tue, 19 May 2020

Tasked with planting a virus on Earth to klap its pesky inhabitants into a carthartic wakeup call, the mystic Atman has a ethical panic attack about being the bearer of disease and death.

Coronavirus Novel - Episode 4

Tue, 12 May 2020

The Supreme Quadrumvirate - head of the Intergalactic Security Council - orders part-time interplanetary couriers Atman and Compost Mantiss to cause havoc on Earth. Read on!